Finding Death's Scythe - Ebook

This is the first story in The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God.

Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death.

Death’s Scythe is missing, and he’s refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back.

There’s only one problem. Ernie didn’t steal it.

Unfortunately, Death’s Pride stops him from seeing any other answers. As the ghosts become a problem, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement with people he couldn’t stand when they’d been alive.

With the ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town that a thief might visit. The Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault.

Finding Death’s Scythe will make you laugh, and Ernie cry. To steal a laugh, pick up this book today.